Coffee Battle
"This is the military. We always have more than we need."
"Apparently, not always."
"Ah, come on Daniel... just one cup!"
"Nope."
"The shipment was delayed due to that bad snowstorm and I really need a cup of coffee."
"Jack, this has specifically been imported from Costa Rica. Do you know what you have to do to get this coffee imported from Costa Rica? They grow it near volcanoes. I fell in love with this flavor when I was last there. They have no trains. If you want it shipped, it's hauled by trucks over the mountain ranges to the airport. In the whole country, they have only two airports that fly to the states. I had to make a deal with a local rancher when I was down there to get it sent to the airport. It took me over six months to get it through the import/export requirements and I intend to savor every sweet bit of goodness from it."
"Fine, I'll let you know if I like it too. See ya." Jack bolted with his war prize.
"WAIT!" You STOLE that cup when I was talking. Give it back, Jack! No fair, I was in lecture mode!"
The End
